funny quotes

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not happen.

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's always a possibility to get a few words tangled here and there.

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.

All of the above - Dan Quayle, former Vice President


I think those last 2 quotes sum up all the other quotes! I think part of the problem is that he tries to be clever and gets his words mixed up so it comes out really funny.

~Ellentia